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Big Sam

@BigSamTheMan

best manager in the world. Parody apparently.

Joined June 2016
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Crystal Palace? Do I fucking have to?
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Follow back @JobsiteUK ?
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Currently listening to: Justin Bieber - Is it too late now to say sorry.
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My record as England manager Games: 1, Wins: 1, Win Ratio: 100% I'm the greatest England manager to ever exist!
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Follow back @FA? I'm sorry
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Of course I took bungs over the years. You think I picked Michael Ricketts every week out of choice?
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Anyone know any decent lawyers? I'm asking for a friend.
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Can't wait to walk this group then get knocked out in the second round at the World Cup. My plan is coming together
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Thank fuck for that. I'd fell asleep.
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Fuck this I'm putting Harry Kane back on corners
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Oi @petercrouch pick that phone up. There's a captains armband here waiting for you.
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Working with players like Danny Rose and Ryan Bertrand will be a breeze. When you've coached the likes of Ricardo Gardener it comes easy
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Quick update: Still not tracked down Michael Ricketts but it won't be long now, I have Greg Dyke on the case.
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Have the decorators in at the FA today sorting out my office. They are installing my 10ft signed Ivan Campo poster
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The last thing I said to Lee Cattermole was "Don't worry Lee, I'll make your England dream a reality" Eric Dier will be dissapointed.
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Long text conversation with Kevin Davies this morning but I'm getting somewhere. He's the man to lead the line in Russia for me.
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Intense talks this morning between the Nigerian and England embassy. Hoping to change Jay Jay Okocha's nationality to English.
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