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Factory worker

America
Joined March 2021
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Hi I’m Bill “Brands” Bezos, and I love cold ginger ale
Replying to @BilliamBezos
We love refreshing Saturdays with you!
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Sat on my balls on a hot ass metal lawn chair
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Gotta love sealing in that black mold!
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Did anyone else do this today?
Im going to bang my American flag so hard today #patriot 🇱🇷🇲🇾
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Im going to bang my American flag so hard today #patriot 🇱🇷🇲🇾
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I made a poop. I hope @elonmusk sees this
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Downed a whole bottle of BlueChew and ended up screwing myself over 🥴
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When is the asteroid coming again?
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Sat on my balls again
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Happy Mother’s Day!
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Gotta admit, I’m a tittie man
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A true confession: whenever I see large breasts, I say to myself “jesus christ look at those” and then carry on with my day
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Have been haunted by the ghost of a bride
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Just won 5L of cooking oil because I crossed a slammed highway without getting tagged by a car
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Can anyone see my tweets? Feel like I’m still shadow banned
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Anyone looking for a haunted bench?
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I got drafted last night and am headed to North Korea tomorrow
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Just got the new @elonmusk truck 🎉🎉🎉🎉❤️❤️❤️
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Just swallowed Listerine by accident. I’m going to die
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