Just a humble ass goomber with some big ass shoes. Ask me about the slurry.
Joined October 2024
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Me and Baby Goomber have this game I call "Baby in a Blender" where I spin her around while passing her back and forth between my hands while I yell "BABY IN A BLENDER, WE GOT A BABY IN A BLENDER". Turns out moms absolutely hate that game, I showed it off at the party yesterday and got a bunch of dirty looks lmao
Just left Baby Goomber's cousin's birthday party where they ran around screeching, climbed the jungle gym a million times, went down a big slide. It reminded me of the old Grizzlebee's tagline "you'll wish you had less fun". It pushed her regular nap time well past her usual 3hr mark, by the end she looked absolutely exhausted and fell asleep not even 2 minutes after we left
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Holy shit I hate cats so fucking much. Needy little emo faggot pissbags. I can't wait until I have just one left, he's a good boy, the girl cats can all fuck off at this point
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I put some chocolate milk in coffee earlier and it wasn't very good so I added salt and pepper and it somehow didn't make it worse
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When I was a kid my mom told me that juice makes milk curdle so I never drank juice and milk within like an hour and a half of each other. I was probably 30 by the time I realized it was ok
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