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@Bird1001

Self employed creative. Guitars, cars, DJing, design, music, laser cutting, letterpress, landscaping, photography, exploring, cooking, gadgets

 SW england
Joined September 2009
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Not impressed with @Tesco this morning. Chicken from Thailand, what the hell is wrong with some of the 800 million chickens in the UK? Let alone shipping across the globe. Guess Eastman’s is yet another “fake farm” brand. I’m off to Co-op for locally sourced products.
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Hey @BBCWatchdog All very well with the Broadband results, but how many offshore their call centres? UK please, not Asia.
What's is this rubbish? Not strong - very mild, handmade - texture of processed, farm in Somerset (dubious more like North Somerset/South Glos) @OxfordCheeseCo
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He really is the King of Fake News: "I think they like me a lot in the UK" - #Trump
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So let's hope #TopGun2 has a kick-ass soundtrack like the first one.
Well they were an overpriced disappointment @waitrose Think I'll stick to the @coopuk 5% fat beef burgers.
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Still waiting for this to happen: nitter.gq/Bird1001/status/796352…
me not you (@Bird1001) profile pictureme not you@Bird10019 Nov 2016
Best thing to come out of this disaster: “@KTHopkins: If Donald Trump wins the race to the White House I’m moving to America…”
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Oh hello, it's been a while 18 months or so...
I thought these MikeyMouse uni courses were thing of the past: “@qikipedia: The Uni of Glasgow to offer a Homer Simpson philosophy course.”
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Hey @amazonhelp love the new style packaging - NOT I hope this expensive piece test equipment isn’t damaged. #fail
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Those bears scratching their backs 👍🏻 #PlanetEarth2
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The two most dangerous men in the world: “@DeborahMeaden: I know… It’s like lies are the new truth !!! nitter.gq/independent/status/797…”
The Independent (@Independent) profile pictureThe Independent
@Independent13 Nov 2016
Two white men standing in a gold-plated lift are claiming they've stuck it to the elite bit.ly/2fJAoVM
Two fuckwits together: nitter.gq/carlbildt/status/79774…
Carl Bildt (@carlbildt) profile pictureCarl Bildt
@carlbildt13 Nov 2016
If Trump now wanted to look statesmanlike to Europe, receiving Farage was probably the worst thing he could to.
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Think I might buy some shares in a US based brick make factory.
Best thing to come out of this disaster: “@KTHopkins: If Donald Trump wins the race to the White House I’m moving to America…”
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So is this the start of one of those dystopian futures that Hollywood has been conditioning with? #Election2016
Still on the brightside, the rest of the world has stopped laughing at us for a while. #Brexit #election2016
Couldn’t have put it better myself “@Little_Blue84: FUCK YOU AMERICA YOU BUNCH OF SILLY CUNTS!! #ElectionNight” #OneWayTicketToHell
BREXIT is solvable, TRUMP can’t fixed “@jocechewbacca: So what’s worse…. BREXIT or this election?” #GoodbyeUSAcuinhell
Donald you deluded twat, just do the world a favour and fuck off under the nearest rock.
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