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❛ ᴍʏ ᴀʀᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴄᴀᴘᴛɪᴠᴀᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ! ❜ ⠀⠀⠀⠀{#WriterBirb}

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Joined May 2017
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❛ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ sᴛɪʟʟ! ❜ ฯ Most famous painter in the kingdom      ฯ Short tampered and tired          ฯ Works far too much                ฯ Incredibly fast artist ¬ MINORS DNI Г #WriterBirb
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|[ Any time I have any muse to use this account, something happens that makes it impossible to do so- I think this cookie is just cursed-
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|[ I swear I'm not entirely dead I just haven't been on Twitter much-
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She's going to paint the reader. They've really caught her attention for whatever reason!
There's just a huff and a lack of movement before suddenly the Cookie begins to lick at her. If Peach wasn't going to get up, she's going to try and make her, or at least make this situation a little better since she wasn't going to be relaxing in the grass.
Gee... She spent a full thirty seconds after Pretzel stopped resistance to finally quit moving around. "Hehe... Is that you giving up, then...? Looks like I win~!" ... Just because she stopped moving didn't mean she'd get up, though... Had to revel in her victory.
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She'd eventually just give in and let Peach think she won. Surely, if hitting her didn't work, this would, right? BP had tired herself out, only feeling around for her fallen hat so she could at least move it out of the way of damage.
"Hah, don't you try and taunt me! You're never gonna beat me in a spar... Hehe!" She had no intention of letting up on her now - given as to how she was gripping Pretzel's thighs, beginning to not so much as hop on but straddle her face. No way she was gonna lose!
"No, you dunce! Get offa me!" Of course, this was muffled. She had stopped moving when hearing Peach motice her, but her smacking started back up when she started bounding on her face again.
Well... Not even Peach was dumb enough to ignore that! She'd finally glance down at the body in between her legs. "Pretzel...? What're you doing there?" ... Clearly all that slapping and kicking could only mean one thing. "...You wanna spar with me?!" Excited bounce bounce...!
Those snacks got a lot harder upon her bouncing and BP tried to kick her legs to at least get her attention. Still yelling and still not happy about her face becoming a seat so suddenly.
Unfortunately, her cluelessness combined with the size of her ass meant that she couldn't feel Pretzel's hands to begin with! Well, maybe a bit... Enough to think that possibly she'd sat down wrong. ... To fix that, she'd give a bounce on Pretzel's face and hope that'd help.
|[ My brain is flat lining rn trying to come up with something to post here-
|[ It's three am but I also have so much muse for cookies rn-
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It's late at night, and she's doing the usual thing, painting into the night and refunsing to sleep. She's so close to perfecting her newest work of art, the newest piece to be shown to the world and she'll be damned if she's going to stop now!
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Someone took her apron from the drying line and she's out for blood today. Witches help whatever cookie is going to feel her wrath!
Butter Pretzel was shocked for a moment, and eventually resorted to smacking the other cookie's rhigh and rear. It wasn't too hard surprisingly, but it certainly wasn't anything polite! There was also some muffled shouting as well, of course.
Mmmh... Really? Well, it's a shame that Peach isn't exactly smart enough to look before she sits - because it would seem she'd coincidentally picked the same spot to rest as Butter Pretzel's face. Now, her ass was big enough that she couldn't even feel the girl beneath her...
Someone took her apron from the drying line and she's out for blood today. Witches help whatever cookie is going to feel her wrath!
|[ I came on to start and reply to rps And immediately I'm getting pulled away for irl things god dammit-
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Well, Peach certainly has a chance to fluster the cookie either way. Butter Pretzel is actually laying out on the grass at the moment, so her lap, and her face, are more than open for seating.
Ah, well... If she *does* immediately plop her fat rear end on BP's face, she's not gonna be hearing anything either! Y'know, on account of being muffled'n all...~ Not like she ever promise she wouldn't do that! Hehe!
Ah. That at least makes it a little clear, but as long as Peach doesn't immediately plop her fat rear end on BP's face while she lays in the grass she won't get upset or anything. She just needs to take it a little slow and she won't hear anything from BP!
To go into details would spoil the fun of it! But, well... Let's just say that a lot more than just her hands are going to end up touching a lot more than just her boobs.
If you shove your tits in her face, she'll be incredibly flustered. But she more than likely won't complain about the situation either-
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Sitting in her lap may have a similar effect, but how flustered and confused she becones depends on how thicc and how clothed the other cookie is
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