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Yeah I cracked the code on Uniswap v4 hooks
You’re not prepared for what’s next
This is where it all comes together
This is where we all come together
UNISWAP V2 IS BACK!
This weekend I invented something new, a new type of token using Uniswap v4 hooks that I call a Pair Token.
A Pair Token is a new type of ERC-20. It is a fused, auto-compounding asset, a fusion of two tokens.
For example, the stock tokens NVDA and SPCX fused into a single tokenized version of the two, with the ticker NVDASPCX, or ETH with NVDA, creating ETHNVDA.
Each Pair Token represents a full-range Uniswap v4 liquidity pool.
So why mint these tokens?
These tokens are self-multiplying in terms of value, as at any moment anyone can call the compound function to compound the LP fees generated by the pair’s trading activity back into the asset.
The token represents a new financial primitive, as it represents a proportional value and moves as an LP position NFT would, except that it is auto-compounding and, thanks to its v4 hook, allows for compounding and self-growth.
Since it is an ERC-20, this token can be freely traded onchain, LPed, or even paired with a launchpad.
A new type of token for a new type of exposure and strategy.
Starting tonight, you’ll be able to mint or redeem Pair Tokens for any pair on Robinhood Chain via the StonkBrokers website.
Minting and redeeming are free, and the compounding process on the tokens incurs a 10% fee on the LP fees generated, which is used for $STONKBROKER buybacks.
I look forward to a new line of products and protocols on Robinhood Chain using this new financial primitive.
Only on Robinhood Chain, powered by Uniswap. @Hookrfun
BLUE DERPY retweeted
I started asking about the abstract airdrop back in December and was told by multiple TEAM members it was happening and I was fudding. I trusted them. I held my pengu.
Now I owe 15k in income tax from the airdrop(can’t write losses off vs it) and my bag is worth 2k….
I’ve lost all trust sorry
BLUE DERPY retweeted
Better to just keep your mouth shut…
I was 100% right on abstract but no one will admit it.
They’ll just mute me.
It’s pathetic
BLUE DERPY retweeted
12m TLV is a joke and it’s straight from the pudgy penguins floor.
You don’t hate abstract enough
I don't know who advised @LucaNetz on the foundation of @AbstractChain, but they all should be fired asap.
Whoever told him to cater 100% to normies and not to degens/whales doesn't understand how this space works. This first week's exp distro is a perfect example of this.
Why in the hell would I bring money into the ecosystem or sweep assets in the ecosystem when the clear message is, we are here to cater normies and streamers more so than the people that actually will bring on significant money into the ecosystem?
I'm probably going to take a big loss regarding assets I bought for this ecosystem cause I did not think it would be THIS bad. There's a reason there's only like 12m TVL on abstract while @berachain cult has billions.
BLUE DERPY retweeted
Abstract has literally done nothing but extract value from the Pudgy Penguins.
LIL ET’s RUG what really happened ?
Step 1: Loki deploys token.
Step 2: He Full Clips for 0,42E.
Step 3: He proceeds to Brag about it in Private Group chats.
Step 4: Hope he loses his giga chad role, and blacklisted off ABS completely.
Its disappointing to see figures like Loki The Giga Chad launch and rug a token at 0.42E, harming their own community and supporters of Abstract. Actions like these don’t just damage personal reputations—they reflect poorly on the entire chain. As a space, we must hold influencers and KOLs accountable. It's time for consequences, not second chances.
You what’s good @0xCygaar ?
I was currently a senior full stack dev at Aave and Lorenzo wouldn’t even give me an interview…
that’s all you need to know about why Abstract failed