Sens, LDS, Pokémon, Fire Emblem, REDBLACKS... and I hate cats. I need ammunition, not a ride Pres. Volodymyr Zelenskyy
Ottawa, Canada
Joined January 2011
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Reasons local Ottawa schools have gone into lockdown recently...
- wild turkey got inside.
- a cat.
- a moose in the yard.
That is all.
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Weirdest Halloween ever.
Over the last two hours weve had show up at our door:
A salt and a pepper
Mustard and a ketchup
A hot dog
A pickle
Why is this the year of condiments? – at Gatineau, Québec
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Is there anything more useless than @Nintendo Platinum Points? Used to be able to get physical goods and coins from purchases that you could use on future purchases. Now i get wallpapers and other useless stuff that were a thing thirty years ago. @NintendoCanada #NintendoSwitch2
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No matter one's proven deeds, ... one defeat unmans us all... And so... it ends...
Rickard. FE PoR – at Gatineau, Québec
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Tell me you are old without telling me you are old:
My wife and i just shared a small french fries from McDonald's.
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Just watched The Chosen part 1 at the movie theatre!
Inspirational. Go see it if you can.
@thechosentv #5and2
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@ShopprsDrugMart Please explain how you "curated this one just for you" in an email to me, a 57 yr old male, and it is all female cosmetics?
Can you try harder or just stop altogether?
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Noon Christmas Eve.
57 year old Grandpa is out shovelling snow while 18 yr old son and 15 yr old grandson are still sleeping.
They had a long night of visiting with friends and playing video games.
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ca.tru.earth/blogs/tru-livin… wool dryer balls are expected to replace 31 plastic containers of liquid fabric softener over their 1000 use–or 3 year–lifespan.
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I went to Costco on Saturday and they were completely out of toilet paper. Is there another pandemic going on that I wasn't aware of? Apocalypse? Zombie apocalypse!!!
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@McDonaldsCanada
First thing on the Take-Out receipt is
1 Hot Mustard
Now I have 4 nuggets with no dipping sauce.
And no I am not driving all the way back and waiting another 10min for a single sauce. 😩😩
#firstworldproblems
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