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Author of the DEADGIRL horror-adventure series • Retired from Twitter • See the pinned post to find me • Everything's at https://nitter.gq/t.co/XBrOzSz2bR

Southern California
Joined November 2011
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Had a blast here, met some awesome people, and it'd be cool if things changed here sometime in the future. Until then: youtu.be/N_dUmDBfp6k?t=80
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I think I'm out. I have no argument better than "It's a Good Life" from the Twilight Zone, which is happening in real time on Twitter right now. I'm not gonna wait around for the cornfield to make a maniac happy. I'll send a last post tomorrow with places to find me.
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Hopefully things'll work out in the long run, but for now I don't wanna add to the active users in a quarterly report. I've quit better things for worse reasons. Stay safe, keep it cool, ka is a wheel, etc.
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Why didn't this raise any red flags for his parents???
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Enola Holmes 2 was super good! I think I liked it better than the first. Hard recommendation. Go forth, etc etc.
BC Johnson, Wordslinger retweeted
I don’t think you haters realize that I’m going to be called the voice of a generation as soon as I write something good.
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If we can't decide where we're going I'm going to move to EVERY platform and just absorb all data and become a weird, off-putting digital god like that TNG episode with Reginald Barclay.
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...I'm already there, aren't I
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I gotta say, it's so rad I get a text the second my mail vote is counted in CA.
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Ahhhhh. The last line of dialogue in this week's episode of Andor got me more pumped than a thousand lectures about space goat racing endangerment or whatever the sequels were about.
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Turning Kylo "Nazi Youth" Ren into a dark sexy love interest in 8 and 9 is such a hilarious misstep, one Andor just makes more grievous. Anyone involved in this machine or one like it is not your wounded boyfriend.
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Andor also just fully trounces most modern Star Wars media by remembering that the bad guys can't be a joke. The villains have to be terrifying, or the actions of the heroes mean nothing.
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Literal perfect movie, no notes.
22 years ago today, Charlie's Angels was released! 🎥 #JoBloMovies
Alright, my current glasses are shattered to hell. Going between these three. Any thoughts?
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