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Joined August 2026
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bUonaparte was a traitor and an Italian
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Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsom2h
Trump isn’t screwing around. Neither is California. We’ve deployed 1,000 election monitors to hold the line against Trump’s goons. Don’t mess with our free and fair election!
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@GavinNewsom2h
A message to every federal agent operating on Trump’s behalf in California: If you illegally tamper with our ballots, the President won’t be able to save you. Trump can’t pardon you out of California justice.
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Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsom3h
Donald Trump: If you meddle in our election, California will come for you.
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@GavinNewsom5h
A WARNING TO DONALD TRUMP'S THUGS: If you violate California’s laws, if you interfere with the vote, you will be prosecuted.
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Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsom7h
If YOU show up to the polls illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (@ICEgov) profile pictureU.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement
@ICEgov8h
If you vote illegally, we will find you. We will track you down, arrest you, and prosecute you. There will be no escape.
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I voted Republican because I’m not a homosexual
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mako
@BadlyLiquidatedNov 2
I've found my way to Japanese schizo Twitter
金山邦彦 (@QB1491769566776) profile picture金山邦彦
@QB1491769566776Nov 1
#集団ストーカー 自動販売機の前でわざとらしく靴下を直す女性。あまりにも不自然。嫌がらせです。
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New York Post
@nypostNov 2
What happens to your butthole after childbirth? Jennifer Lawrence unprepared that hers didn't 'bounce back' trib.al/xpx2kPh
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Młody wrażliwy mężczyzna konczy znajomość z opresyjnym foidem. Brawo
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Enward Hardr
@enwardhardrNov 1
There have been many points in my life, where the absolute most fucking retarded losers that I know tell me that I need to try psychedelics and experience, ego death, and that that will somehow make me better at business or trading or whatever thankfully I don’t listen to them because they’re the biggest fucking retard losers I know, but I feel bad for all of the goyim that do and then just totally fucking cook their brains like this and go from being a tech CEO to backpacking through the Amazon trying to get indigenous tribes to build a B2B SAAS or something
Justin Flynn (@Eternally_Jaded) profile pictureJustin Flynn
@Eternally_JadedNov 1
A guy tries dmt from toad venon
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Siraj Hashmi
@SirajAHashmiOct 31
Abdul El-Sayed if he was one of the hijackers:
Bobby LaValley (@Bobby_LaVallley) profile pictureBobby LaValley
@Bobby_LaVallleyOct 30
Top of the key!
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🚨 Sneako starts crying after a DNA test reveals he is half Jewish and half Filipino.
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Malaysia is a civilised country Even when Malaysians are running from the police, they still pay the toll
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Husk
@huskirlNov 1
Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen
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Fnord_hunter@Fnord_hunterNov 1
graphs.
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