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@BoneWarper

the shambler

Joined January 2022
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There is no “true self,” idiot, there’s no way to find yourself. You’re in a constant state of becoming. Now put on Pawn Stars
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*slams hands on table* In this house, Captain Olimar is a hero
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I can’t kill myself that’s what Epstein did
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This is just what I look like and that’s ok #ok
ferret! 💛🦇 (#1 BAT LOVER) (@FerretFlowerr) profile pictureferret! 💛🦇 (#1 BAT LOVER)@FerretFlowerr14h
when ur a funnel eared bat so everyone thinks your eyeless when in reality they're just hidden under your ears and you can see just fine
Image from ferret! 💛🦇 (#1 BAT LOVER) (@FerretFlowerr)
Image from ferret! 💛🦇 (#1 BAT LOVER) (@FerretFlowerr)
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It’s so embarrassing when somebody lives in the same house as you
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Sorry I just married you and started a family with you for no reason
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I have three poly non-binary partners that I make clean my house. This is sexually gratifying for me because it’s not in their nature
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mr beast cured my blindness for a video and now i can see demons walking among us in human skin
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Celebrities are like friends of the entire world ❤️#lovecelebrities
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Celebrity crush? More like which celebrity would I crush with a steamroller #fuckcelebrities
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I became a complete psychopath killer because I stubbed my toe
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boop@xboxbodywashNov 6
At my college there was a girl who famously claimed to be dating and having sex with the game Tetris. It was a gigantic university but if there was a lull in conversation someone would go "Do you know about Tetris Girl" and everyone would say Yup how does it work with the blocks
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You actually get to do prima nocta when you’re on the county school board
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Are you yanking my chain? Ahh yeah, just like that, mmmm
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Kelsey Grammer will be my white slave
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I’m sorry I’m just really focused on yummy candy and touching myself at the moment. I have been for quite a while
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I think every person and animal and plant and particle is disgusting and gross. Ew ew ew
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It cannot be overstated how culturally significant McHale’s Navy poasting is. I dont think you could engineer a better anti-progressive memetic virus in lab if you tried.
Image from caroline :) (@soonrightaway)
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Asking my barber to make me look like I matter
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Shaved my bush and had a “phantom bush” experience
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Got my lashes done and they played what I think was a piano arrangement of the Simpsons theme
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