@BonerWizard

thanks

Joined January 2009
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I got so sweaty carving this you guys
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4 year old was the creative director and I handled the sharp things
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have long suspected i have adhd so i went and got diagnosed and medicated and holy hell why didn't i do this sooner lmao
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Mr. Chau@Srirachachau15h
Whatever issues I have with him, it’s simply undeniable that the man had and still has the juice. Real once in a lifetime X-factor that you can’t teach
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@Acyn19h
OBAMA: He's got the White House looking like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory. It's gold everywhere.
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Ben Mekler@benmekler13h
if it gets to $100 million they will add Elizabeth Holmes to Fortnite
Film Updates
@FilmUpdates22h
Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim’s ‘YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING’ has already grossed over $31M at the domestic box office.
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don't get judged for my meemaw clothes
Mr. Mike
@mrmikeMTLOct 23
Why do Millennials love staying at home so much?
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basically the closest thing i've got to a church
Animal Mother 🐺🗡️@Engxxxge20h
First date idea, we go to the Tillamook Creamery
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1000 likes and I’ll add a Y to the end
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4yo got to meet his buddy Michael Myers tonight
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ICE T
@FINALLEVELOct 23
My brother @TracyMorgan at @BabyChanelworld’s Soccer game. Our kids go to the same school. 👊🏽
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Hell yeah!
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 23
The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders have unionized.
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Couple of SpongeBobs
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I want Nathan Fielder to do this and just walk through normally
The Jennifer Hudson Show@JHudShow26 Feb 2025
It’s family time! The cast of "The Family Business: New Orleans" is here today!
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it's time
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(full of fear) who is ethan klein
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Minions
@MinionsOct 22
we know exactly how you feel
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thanks
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I want Nathan Fielder to do this and just walk through normally
The Jennifer Hudson Show@JHudShow26 Feb 2025
It’s family time! The cast of "The Family Business: New Orleans" is here today!
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I keep forgetting what actual title is so I’ve just been calling it Elizabeth For You
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Shrek
@ShrekOct 22
They’d only deceive you for cheese.
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I was just outside when a school bus drove by and a kid yelled “Dr. Evil!” out the window at me and I’m just so glad kids are still watching the classics.
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