**Aggy’s annual roller coaster opened early this year. 🎢😂
Please keep your arms, legs, and preseason expectations inside the ride at all times.
And somehow…it’s STILL SEPTEMBER. 😭**
What a game @SportyPunk
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BIJAN ROBINSON POPS OFF FOR 213 TOTAL YARDS AND 2 TDS TO LEAD THE FALCONS TO A 35-14 WIN VS. THE PACKERS FOR THEIR FIRST OF 2026 🔥
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🚨#BREAKING: The labor & delivery NURSE who said it gave her "great joy" to wish pregnant Karoline Leavitt a 4th degree tear...
"I hope you fcking rip from bow to stern and never sht normally again, c*nt."
...was just RECOMMENDED by a judge to get to KEEP HER NURSING LICENSE AND ONLY GET A $250 FINE!!!!!!
Yes, you read that right.
Her name is Lexie Lawler, she delivered babies for a living at Baptist Health in Boca Raton.
In January, she created a TikTok video, introduced herself as a labor and delivery nurse, and said this about then-pregnant Karoline Leavitt:
"As a labor and delivery nurse, it gives me great joy to wish Karoline Leavitt a fourth-degree tear."
She said she hoped Leavitt would "rip from bow to stern" and never function normally again.
The judge said she already "learned from this experience" because she lost her job.
So every expecting mother in Florida is left to wonder: if she wished that on ONE pregnant woman because she disagreed with her... what is she thinking when she's standing over ME?!!!!
That judge only made a RECOMMENDATION, thankfully he does not have the final word.
The Florida Board of Nursing does and they can throw his recommendation in the trash and pull her license for good.
Take. Her. License.
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Ohio State is faster and deeper than last year, and they can rotate far more players without a major drop-off 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Texas fans are going to be walking in traffic after Ohio State gets done with them. 😂 😂 😂
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Both of our Senators need to be on the record calling for an end to the filibuster.
No more hiding behind the self-inflicted 60-vote rule.
The American people demand free and fair elections.
If it can't be done under Thune, here's a five word solution: Senate Majority Leader Rick Scott.
🚨 NOW: John Thune is doing DAMAGE CONTROL amid growing calls for him to RESIGN over his inability to pass the SAVE America Act
Thune reiterates TRUMP should be the one whipping the votes. THAT IS YOUR MAIN JOB, THUNE. If you can't do it, LEAVE.
THUNE: "The votes are not there to do it. I know [Trump] thinks he can persuade people, but this is a hard position for a lot of senate Republicans."
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“Steve Sarkisian says his 2’s and 3’s could win the Big 12. Do the Vegas numbers back that up?”
“They do kind of back it up”
