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Diary #6 I am now involved with yet another war. A much smaller scale, but I think this one will have a bit more... "Chaos" I will update you tomorrow
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//found some ancient ass relics 馃У Parody War 1
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Hey! How dare you delete him!
Replying to @blue_lich
So have fun being trapped forever!
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uhhhhhhh... i don't think that was a good idea...
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yup!
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did you know that I'm part of security now
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hello lord x
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Thanks! Anyways, I gotta get back up to the convention floor to make sure that The Lich doesn't kill anyone But I'll be back as long as I don't die! See ya Spamton! *leaves*
" SURE! " - Insert_Here_SPAMTON G. SPAMTON_adding_in:Genesis_(with_hog_the_hedgehog_ofcourse) -
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Of course, Of course We wouldn't want a supernova released on the event
Make sure nobody touches the supernova trapped in a snowglobe.
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nice anyways... can we add a Genesis (with an original copy of Hog the Hedgehog, of course) to the room?
" ANYWAYS, HERE IT IS " " THERE'S EXTRA ROOMS TOO " ( which people will have to make themselves because im too lazy to make them, not IC ofc, just decorate them )
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welcome to the event, Red
#ParodyConEvent //ignore the lack of other booths in here, he's early ig
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oh uhhhh nice pretty long ways down, but i don't mind
" DW, ITS A BIT EMPTY RIGHT NOW. BUT YOU CAN ADD ONE THING IN! " " ANYWAYS, HERE WE ARE "
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okay so uhh what all do you have down here?
- He quickly takes them out of his hand, walking down the stairs - " COME, COME! "
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oh uhhhh here *he gives spamton 50 parody dollars*
" [ [ 50$ ] ] Ofcourse "
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oh uhhhhh cool how much is it?
" YEAH! " - He grabs Hog by the shoulder, pushing him next to the Hole shaped like a door, which apparently seems to have been made with poor materials not-so-long-ago. - " THERE'S PLENTY OF ROOM DOWN THERE! PAY ME AND I'LL LET YOU IN " " I'LL ALSO LET YOU ADD ONE OBJECT "
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oh hey spamton what're you doi- wait what do you mean "V.I.P. room"?
[ #ParodyConEvent ] " HEY HEY HEY [ little sponges ] ! " " MY BOOTH IS NOW OPEN FOR EVERYONE! " " IF YOU WANT AN AUTOGRAPH, QUESTIONS, OR, MAYBE EVEN ENTER MY [ VIP_Room_Under_Construction ] YOU CAN PAY [ 49,99$ ] TO ENTER AND ADD ANYTHING YOU WANT! "
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Here at ParodyCon security, we're ensuring everybody stays safe and nobody dies And we ask all attendees to help us in that goal by not killing anyone Please and thank you
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LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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*cries in no drive*
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... i disown myself.
jack tuah, creator of All-Sigma and HogLander
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