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writer. reader. listener. ad guy. uber geek.

West of Des Moines
Joined April 2007
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Remember, kids, avoid casual sex, drugs and alcohol and you, too, can live to be 91-years-old.
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Being good to others is the best way to make a bad day better.
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You know you've reached a new place in your life when you find yourself overly excited for your ottomans to arrive.
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Why isn't it spelled "direrhea"? That would seem more appropriate. tinyurl.com/bpqczu4
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"Are these stale?" "No, they're Triscuits."
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How is it possible for an individual to regroup? Words are weird.
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I have standard-definition memories of a lot of high-definition moments. Think I might have a brain bandwidth issue.
I am the unreliable narrator of my own story.
Pretzel bacon cheeseburger not the #burgasm I was hoping for, but pretty good.
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If anybody walked into my office right now ... #yogurtexplosion
Michele Bachman is rolling over in her grave right now.
Prediction: Microsoft will introduce "Flippy" the remote control helper icon who pops up whenever users experience #XboxOne tv-watch fail.
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My Home Depot experience over the last half hour reminds me exactly why big box brick & mortar stores have lost their relevance.