Was on a flight from Spain and a grown late middle aged man ordered apple juice. I witnessed a hate crime
The market loved socialism yesterday but now it hates it. Socialism might be feeling like it did something wrong
Phrases I will not miss when I’m done working. Can you see my screen? Sorry, I was on mute. Employee Engagement. In office collaboration.
When the protesting students return to class the teacher should make them write 100 times, I will correctly identify the 1949 Green Line and the 1967 lines before I continue my rioting.
If every left swipe on my Tinder profile resulted in an actual physical hit, the Coroner would have declared my cause of death as blunt force trauma
How was the Commanders vs the Giants outcome not driven by gambling? Who made bank on that game. Follow the money
This will negatively impact the amount of Art History knowledge my barista will have. I don’t want my coffee served to me by just a high school graduate
This is fake news at its finest.
First off, we’re not ‘banning’ any program. The federal government doesn’t set curriculum or programs.
Here’s the truth: we are holding colleges accountable for leaving students worse off than if they never enrolled. Too many graduates report delaying major life milestones like buying a home or starting a family. Why? Because low return-on-investment programs saddled them with unmanageable debt that was never going to translate into a real-world job.
Federal student loans are not a welfare program for failing college programs. American students deserve education and training pathways that prepare them for the workforce – and transparency about programs that will never pay off.
Bought myself a new pair of Converse yesterday after researching the company and determining they’ve never had a controversy. Finally a company I can trust
This lovely woman called Lindsay popped up on my Tinder feed so of course I swiped right. I got a good feeling about this one. Might even be the future mother of my children

