Choccy Arla... 😂✊🏻☘️

It is actually this bad... @WatfordFC @DNSYE_podcast @UncleRonisback

Oh Thameslink trains, I love thee, Please allow me count the ways, From a meekly whispered, "smashin'!" To the loudest of, "Hoorays!" As your wifi and your plug points Let me share my happy tale, There'd be nothing half as glad to tell, Were I on Southern Rail... @TLRailUK

The Travelling Hornets Football Team, 1982. With an attempt at a clean-up, with the dreaded A.I. (Yours truly, bottom right) You 'Orns 🐝 @DNSYE_podcast @WatfordFC @watfordpodcast @Observer_Owl @WatfordPod @WatfordFCMoose @UncleRonisback @watfordpodcast @barryfromwat

A dear, kind & very generous friend sent me a surprise box of pasties & a lovely wooden postcard from Cornwall. I arrived home this evening, to find a plastic bag through my letterbox, containing the wooden postcard, smashed into bits & no pasties whatsoever. Disgrace. @RoyalMail – at Clapham, England

I can't look at Wet Streetlamp without thinking of the inflatable co-pilot in "Airplane" #AndyBurnhamForPope @AndyBurnhamGM @_Eddie_Dempsey @DNSYE_podcast @wesstreeting – at Worthing, England

I think these USB bulbs might be the shittest car accessories I've ever bought! Thank you, The People's Republic Of China! You 'Orns! 🐝 💛❤️🖤 @DNSYE_podcast @UncleRonisback @Richwfc2 @Justinius007 @androofrench @Jake43760607 @HornWendover – at Worthing, England

A cosy 8-person Newsnight discussion on Thursday night, pre-local election results. – at London, England

I can't believe it's been a year, but I've once again, hugely enjoyed 2 great Champions League Semi-Finals, in the company of "David Beckham & Friends, Live" for CBS/ Paramount+ Always the best crew. Knowledgeable, professional & fun On now, to Budapest, and the Final! Footballs! – at London, England

If I hold this up on Sat,I know I'll get ejected from the ground by the stewards, which is fine, but am I likely to get arrested as well? Then I'll have to give my name and risk a club ban. Cheers. @androofrench @CiaoGinowfc @DNSYE_podcast @Jake43760607 @Richwfc2 @UncleRonisback – at Worthing, England

See you there 🐝🐝🐝 – at Worthing, England

6 & 10 BBC National News. Broadcasting House. @BBCNews @calrecaudio – at London, England

If Carlsberg did seasonal greetings cards...

So, Elton, what colour would you like all your display stands to be, in Specsavers, to showcase your fabulous new range of eyewear? Elton... @DNSYE_podcast @eltonofficial @WatfordFC @thewatfordway @WatfordFCMoose

Enter this great competition to win this very special Watford shirt. But don't hang about, as it'll probably be out of date before very long... @DNSYE_podcast @WatfordFC @eltonofficial @WatfordPod @watfordpodcast @UncleRonSr @androofrench @watford_fcnews