I would like to make a donation of sperm to Tess Daly. #ChildrenInNeed
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.@networkrail I know it's a lot to ask, but if you could maybe make one of my trains on time any time soon, I would really appreciate it! Ta
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Happy Bouch Day everyone! 23 years ago today The Bouch was born! #HBD
Are you a pretty single lady on twitter? Tweet me and if you're lucky I may follow you back. #FollowBouchDay
Two single ladies walked into a bar... And that's when Bouch made his move. #BouchJoke
Bouch would never get thrown out of @walkaboutsport for giving a piggy back to a lady! #ladypiggyback
We wish you a merry Bouchmas, we wish you a merry Bouchmas, we wish you a merry Bouchmas and a Happy new Bouch! #Bouchmas
Watch out ladies, Bouch is getting his Bouch on tonight... #LamBouchy
Replying to @GreggsOfficial
@GreggstheBakers haha yea! I reckon I'm the steak bake king, could you fashion me a pastry crown? #Bouch







