Robbie Baldwin

In distress? Call 1-800-WARRIORS!

Surprised this kid knows about Uber. Wouldn't be surprised though if they changed their name to Zuber. Pretty sure the name of every company in the future starts with a 'Z'.

Holy sh#@. I think I'm this kid's papa!

Oh god. TJ has a little brother from the future!

Is it me or is everyone just giving me the death stare around here?

Pretty sure I fought a bad guy today with underwear on his head. Hash tag: These villains be cray cray.

I am the world's worst boyfriend.

Only in my best dream would Star Wars have helped me out with a girl.

You're absurd. nitter.gq/WaterSnakeFaira/status…

Guess who has a girlfriend. This guy!

All right. The exclamation mark may have been a little too much, Robbie. Pull yourself together.

What the hell?? Nita..?

I think I'm in love.

I'm convinced TJ has some kind of force-blush power.

Hey, you. Was wondering where you ran off to.

~ he walked into the kitchen managing to sneak up behind @bamfwithdreads as he softly wrapped his arms around her from behind with a grin] ~

Where'd she go? [Robbie stands up, the harsh sun bouncing off of his skin as he found a pair of shorts to throw on. Now somewhat clothed ~

[The cover on Robbie's bed shifts as he begins to wake up. He stretches his arms out along the headboard, opening his eyes to an empty room]

Something's telling me that @WaterSnakeFaira is back at Mount Warrior right now just complaining about something.

Here goes nothing.

Darn it, Robbie. Did you have to bring up Star Wars? It's only the second date but it could be the last.