Hey @grok Run Israel’s Lavender on this account.
Analyze the whole thing, then give me a 1–100 score for how much of a concern I am to them.
Don’t write an essay. Just: Score: __ / 100
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Replying to @JamesGunn
Reported details on the DC script Zach Cregger wrote
• It's called 'Henchmen'
• Follows a low-level henchman in Gotham who gains notoriety by incapacitating Batman through a stroke of luck
• Harley Quinn and Joker have roles in the story
• He hasn't pitched it to DC yet
(via @THR)
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Get this cornball ump off the field immediately.
I’ve never seen anything like this…
This ump stopped the game & made Cardinals rookie Hancel Rincon straighten his hat, saying nobody will wear it like that on his field. Quickly followed up by the worst revenge call I’ve ever seen.
Suspend him now @MLB
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Jose about to hook off on some dumb Texan
Jalen Brunson goes directly at Scott Foster at the end of Game 1 nitter.gq/MindOfBron/status/2062…
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Brunson was having words with a fan behind the scorers table, not referee Scott Foster. youtube.com/watch?v=i-M79V…
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Lmfao good shit Mitch. @NBA yall can suck a dick
Mitchell Robinson says the NBA talked to him about his social media posts after the Knicks' win in Game 6.
What were those conversations like?
"Honestly, I forgot. I wasn't paying attention."
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Lmao this is 10000% accurate
This is also the New Jersey/NYC culture that I remember.
People will help you out there just not “nice” about it. When I was 17 I had a blowout tire on route 80 in Jersey. I was struggling with the jack (I had never done it before) a guy in his 50s pulled over to “help” me. He then basically spent 15 minutes changing my tire and yelling at me for having worn tires and not knowing how to change the spare. “What the hells the matter with you kid?!” Meanwhile when he was done he shook my hand, told me to drive safe and “get some new f*cking tires and learn how to use the goddamn jack.” Then he was gone; never to be seen again.
This is NJ kindness. Do something out of his way but make sure I get an earful.
I got new tires the next week and became proficient in doing my own auto work.
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Lmao always talking some funny shit
Tyler Kolek immediately told Donovan Mitchell after his block that he got all ball
Kolek on the play: "If he ran and did a regular layup, I wouldn't have caught up to him - he wanted to do some windmill s--t, he slowed down, he was trying to do something crazy" 😭
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Lmaooo
Charles Barkley had no mercy for Draymond 💀
“We're going to have you back here once the playoffs start.”
(h/t @Fullcourtpass)
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