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I’m in tears 😭😭😭
A shark, chicken, gremlin and football activist walk into a bar… 🦈🐓🔵👹
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start drafting the script for Guardians of the Galaxy 4, bum, and make sure to check in with Feige by tomorrow. @jamesgunn
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Arteta’s Apprentice retweeted
Spurs, City, Chelsea and Man United thank you for "entertaining" us
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Saeed asking the steward to let him back in cos no one followed him
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United concede in a minute??? Man they suck but this is a revelation 😭
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“I smelled the goal”
💬 "I just smelled the goal!" Martin's reaction to the winner, shot on Google Pixel 🤳
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Arteta’s Apprentice retweeted
Martin Odegaard. Captain. Game changer. 🔴 @Arsenal
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Getting mocked by Leeds twitter is an all time low 😂
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Every week it’s a variation of this tweet from accounts like this. Nobody is forcing you to watch Arsenal 😂
Arsenal have won 1-0 in 34 games since Arteta became their manager. Even Arsenal fans must be struggling to enjoy this kind of football. What a dreadful way to play the game.
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Winning that title has really set him free because why is he so funny🤣
"You're tired? You didn't play!" 😅 This brilliant exchange between Mikel Arteta and @SamJDean 😂
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“Kimi The Kid” was right there 😔
Kimi Antonelli's paddock pass photo has been changed to a baby goat 😂🐐
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You’re the experimental child. Parents use you for work experience so if they have more children they are better prepared. Also, you’re deputy parent for all your siblings and responsible for them at all times. If you don’t understand you never will. That’s okay
First borns really think their problems trump anyone else’s. Fight me! Or in the words of @SizweDhlomo prep your arguments. What is this uphill that you will forever hold over your siblings head yhuuuuu. We are all in the dwang. #Aneleandtheclubon947
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Too many of these hitting home…
Things I thought everyone experienced until I found out I was neurodivergent:
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There’s a Jame Carragher clip about this😂
Liverpool fan called into talkSPORT and when asked about Liverpool’s problems instantly started talking about Arsenal. Their obsession with us is fucking weird.
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Seeing the Noni hype on TL >>>>>>
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In 1 week I’ve seen 2 of the biggest aura gambles pay off. Oh my days😭🔥🔥🔥
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Noni when it’s time to put in a shift during UCL nights
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Arteta’s Apprentice retweeted
They are calling it the best slander video of all time 😭😭😭 #leclercfiles
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I used to pray for times like this
📸 - Manchester United fans don't know what to do anymore.
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