Father of two, husband of one, master of none. Villa fan. Knob twiddler. Want to be Paul Hartnoll when I grow up.

Birmingham
Joined April 2009
I asked ChatGPT to name its single biggest takeaway from everything it had seen of DataFlex. Its answer: “DataFlex makes the database model an active participant in the application rather than merely somewhere the application stores things.” #DataFlex
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Halcyon and on and on. @orbitalband ❤️
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Listening (listened) to Construction Time Again, Some Great Reward, Black Celebration, 101, Violator, Songs of Faith and Devotion and so wishing Alan Wilder hadn’t left #depechemode. Not to say that Ultra, Exciter and Playing the Angel aren’t great … but … #AlanWilder #Legend
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In today’s episode of “Peter’s getting old” Peter discovers that the two social events he thought were both happening on 17th September are not in fact happening on the same day. Turns out that one is on 10th and the other is on the 24th. 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️ #idiot
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#englandcricket last 10 innings scores: 354, 209, 291, 226, 140, 286, 318, 243, 301, 327 Not going to win many tests with those scores. #Bazbawful
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#Eurovisión They think it’s Albania - it is now! Oh. Wait. Wrong country.
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I can relate to this. (White)
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Always thought that Hans Niemann was a bit of a twat but having watched the Netflix documentary about him and Magnus Carlsen I have to say, I think he’s actually a massive one.
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#fidecandidates I dunno. Perhaps simply sitting on your rating and not playing any meaningful classical games isn’t best preparation for the Candidates. Who’d a thunk it.
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I’ve had worse Saturday nights. 😀
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Whenever I need a lift.
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He could “rattle a few feathers”. Rio Ferdinand being Rio Ferdinand on @bbc5live
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42pts. Should be safe now. #avfc
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Honestly. That Beaker from the muppets. He’s all me me me.
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Christmas. Don’t mind it.
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I wish I had the power to control owls. I'd certainly turn a few heads.
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Been to see the film M (#DepecheMode). Saw them in Birmingham on the Memento Mori tour and they were brilliant (seen every tour since ‘86). Absolutely brilliant. Cried a bit, but that’s just the way I am.
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