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After several months, my niggas have finally beaten Baldur's Gate 3!
You all wanted to see their reactions when they found out about the Dream Guardian.
They did not take it well.
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In 2006, you could go to Walmart half-drunk at 3 a.m. and walk out with a live lobster, cheap lingerie and a handgun.
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They had to discontinue these because millennials started worshipping them like pagan deities
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When a man accidentally hits another couple with a snowball during a game with his wife, the world becomes beautiful for a moment as they all join in.
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pro tip for women: the timing is tight, but if you parry at the exact moment of release he gets pregnant instead








































