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Brande Roderick

@BrandenRoderick

✨ Actress | Producer | Model | 90s | 00s 💕 💌 For Booking Inquiries email: [email protected]

 California
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Joined April 2009
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Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin. ⚰️😂 Hope your Tuesday is to die for!
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What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie? Sofishticated. 🐟🎀 Stay classy and have a great Monday!
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Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating alone? 💀🎃 Because they have no body to go with! 😂 Happy Sunday! ☀
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What do you call a skeleton who won’t work? Lazy bones. 💀 No bones about it 😂 Happy Friday!
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What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory. 😂 Hope you have a more-than-satisfactory Thursday!
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Celebrating 20 YEARS with Chiller Theatre! 👻💋 Come see me October 31 & November 1 for a special Halloween treat! 🎁 But I need YOUR help… should I dress as a 😈 DEVIL or 🧛‍♀️ VAMPIRE? Vote below! 🎃❤️ #ChillerTheatre #Halloween
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🎟️ Want to come see me at Chiller Theatre? 👻💋 📅 October 31 & November 1 📍 Parsippany, New Jersey Grab your tickets now! Can’t wait to see you all! ❤️ eventeny.com/events/chillert…
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Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boos. 👻🍻 Here’s to a boo-tiful Wednesday!
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What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner. 🧱 Hope Tuesday treats you well around every corner!
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Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll unwind. 🧻😂 Stay wrapped up and have a great Monday!
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Pickup lines you should never use 😂
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Why is Sunday stronger than Monday? 💪 Because Monday is a week day! 🤣 Happy Sunday! ☀️
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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. 🐻 Have a bear-y good Saturday!
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Why did the vampire read the newspaper? He heard it had great circulation. 🧛🩸 Hope your Thursday doesn’t suck! 😂
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I told my friend she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 🤨✍️ Happy Wednesday 🤣
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What room does a ghost never need? A living room. 👻 Have a hauntingly good Tuesday!
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Don't ask me what shade! 😳😂
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Why did Monday apply for a new job? Because it was tired of everyone saying it was the worst day of the week. 😂
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Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with. 💀 Hope your Sunday is frighteningly fun!
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Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged. ☕😂 Happy Friday! Hope your weekend is brew-tiful!
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