I write music and musicals and I was also on a reality show once.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined December 2008
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I’m sorry, did I just hear it wrong or do we have a general named Raising Cane? #Venezuela #Trump
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“The days of rule by unelected bureaucrats are over.”
He says, as Elon sits right there. #Trump
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Free speech is great. You’re free to spout hate, and I’m free to remind you what an asshole you are.
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The sergeant at arms “restoring order” looks a lot like Saddam purging his political enemies.
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I wish I could be as confident as Melania Trump starting a standing ovation for herself. #StateOfTheUnion
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Can’t wait to hear what insane shit Trump spouts tonight. He’s the hottest horror/comedy writer out there right now. #Trump
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&Juliet looks like if someone made a musical out of a Waffle House jukebox. #TonyAwards2023 #tonyawards
I am going to tweet at @OoniHQ every day until they’re convinced to send me a free pizza oven because I can never afford to buy one but spend hours watching videos of people using them.
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The current season of On Cinema by @timheidecker and @greggturkington is absolutely amazing. One of my favorites by far. If you know you know. @HEINetworkTV is worth every penny.
As a @timheidecker Timhead, I’m touched and honored to be retweeted. And I’m also incredibly sick from the grain water that’s been rewriting my genetic code.
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This is my brother’s Halloween costume from the 90s. You’re a copyright infringing thief @greggturkington. I need premium lawyer @timheidecker on this case. #oncinema
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