𝘽astian

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Dick from a man who wants you dead

Would you guys call me gay if I asked to cuddle

It's all fun and games until Bastian's three orgasms in and the reader shows no signs of slowing down.

He's gotten himself into a situtaion with a giant himbo crushing him into the bed and drilling into his cunt so hard he can't even breath. This is a very good way to day. "Y-Yeah! Fuck! Yes, you're so fucking good, baby! Fuckin'... Fuckin' get me pregnant!"

Can we cuddle after you beat the shit out of me?

"Whatever ya say." He waves his hand. He's already leaving.

"Nah. I know a bunch of guys who will beat me up for free."

"Offering?" He laughs, "What, you want to be paid?"

(ooc. One day I'll find a DBH Connor lewd account or a Connor FC and Bastian is going to actually milk his balls dry. Shits going to look like raisins. First android ever to need to go to the hospital for dehydration.)

"Tch." He steps away, his hand dramatically on his chest. "I thought we had something."

"That's hot." Okay so not trying to hide it. "Punch me, then."

Pervert.

"That as hard as a supe can really slap a guy? Harder, mother fucker!" DEEP NO HE'S GETTING OFF ON THIS NO DEEP DON'T NO

[Bastian's stunned into silence for a second. Blinks once or twice. Then looks back towards the deep.] Harder.

📲 What would you do without me? ❤️ Jack would probably get more work done, actually. Bastian comes in, and puts a bag on Jack's desk, away from his papers, though it's a bit hard with so much scattered around... 📲 I got chinese.

A dumbass knows a dumbass, and buddy, both our brains combined ain't big enough to fill a normal person's skull.

No way in hell you got a degree.