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I've been keeping this fine city safe since 89, you won't stop me now. 《Post-FF/SF/MVRP》

Enjoying retirement
Joined May 2018
“ Metro City isn't yours to conquer." 「#SFRP/#MVRP」
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ㅤ"Happy Father's Day, @BrawlingMayor!"
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"Damn thugs.. sunken to the subways, have you..? I'll beat ya down here, too!"
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Mike Haggar retweeted
⠀ "I've been doing my damned best to keep these streets safe since the 90s..~" 「#SORRP/#MVRP」
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"CAPCOM!!!!!! CAPCOM!!!!!!!!! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS ONE DAY, CAPCOM!!!!!!" Screaming at the walls in his estate.
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LET'S HEAR IT FOR ALEX! ALEX! ALEX! ALEX! ALEX!
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Rolling his shoulder.
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"Damned kids..!"
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"So many beautiful women..."
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"Time for my daily patrol!"
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Sitting in his office, Mike was typing away at his keyboard with his reading glasses on and a cup of coffee steaming nearby.
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Mike Haggar retweeted
The Ultimate Martial Artist and Future of Bajiquan! Seeking mastery, Akira Yuki sets out to find what true strength is. Sometimes, when the stars align, he feels like he's that much closer to his goals!! Ever seeking new challengers, Akira is ever wandering to hone his skill.
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"DAMMIT! I can't sleep."
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Combing his beautiful mustache.
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Nonchalantly wrapping his bloody hand, Mike didn't even look over when answering. "You ever been with a girl used to USSR reign? They're passionate lovers.. and they're used to hard times. You can't get a girl with that level of devotion, not anymore. I need this, Cody."
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"Ahhh, I threw that match! He couldn't keep up with me!"
Replying to @UnderCityLion
@BrawlingMayor When he got his ass kicked that one time by Gunloc during Saturday Night Slam Masters.
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"I'd love to answer your question, and that's really important, but I need this window fixed. Lets continue this conversation.............." And he hurriedly exited the room.
ㅤ"Daddy we don't have time for that! Someone has been searching for hookers on MY account. That's got to be a crime, right?"
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"......" Punching a window, the glass shattered and his hand was cut! "Oh my! The window broke, and it appears I'm bleeding. Seems you've caught me at the wrong time, sweetie. I'm far too busy, I apologize."
ㅤ"Daddy! What's with all this search history on my laptop? 'Russian sluts metro city'? 'SlavicStrippers-dot-org'? 'Eastern European sex workers near me'? Who's been searching this? Is Cody tryna tell me something???" @BrawlingMayor
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ㅤ"Daddy! What's with all this search history on my laptop? 'Russian sluts metro city'? 'SlavicStrippers-dot-org'? 'Eastern European sex workers near me'? Who's been searching this? Is Cody tryna tell me something???" @BrawlingMayor
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