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A Longsnapper is one of the most vocal voices on the team.
A Longsnapper.
Speaks volumes to how soft this fucking team is.
Invest all the money into the Offense atp cause this āplay like a Ravenā defense mentality aināt working for these bums.
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Ambassador Huckabee, this is unreleased video of an American who was beaten almost to death last week by Israeli settlers. You know his name because he came to you for help, but you blew him off. Thatās disgraceful. Do your job.
@GovMikeHuckabee
@SecRubio
@davidamilstein
@WhiteHouse
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Just last month, DoorDash couldnāt seem to find the money to pay their deliveristas ā until our administration forced them to give back $131M+ in stolen wages and penalties.
This week, theyāve managed to find $17 billion to acquire one of their main competitors.
Corporate consolidation means higher prices, harsher exploitation, and greater economic inequality for New Yorkers.
Weāve stood up to these giants before. That doesnāt stop now.
BREAKING: DoorDash just agreed to buy Instacart for $17 billion. Here's what that means for customers and shoppers. apnews.com/article/doordash-ā¦
I donāt think Iāve seen a player as Unlucky in their career as Lamar Jackson.
Something unquantifiable but if you really look, you know itās true.
What a shock, a Steelers fan is making a negative statement on his division rivalās QB because it gets clicks.
Rinse and Repeat.
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So chiefs have a kicker who doesnāt believe women should leave the kitchen and one that like to diddy them. Also their punter is a rapist donāt forget that. But the Taylor swift crowd doesnāt care about women
The #Chiefs add Justin Tucker, the 7-time Pro Bowler, to their practice squad, the first time he's signed since serving a 10-game suspension for violating the league's Personal Conduct Policy.
He's insurance for Harrison Butker, who has missed 15 total kicks since the start of the 2025 season.
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Annual Jamison Hensley negative Lamar article to appease his Flacco fan wife just dropped
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itās not nostalgia, the internet genuinely used to be better before every tech company started selling your data.
nowadays, the entire internet is just one big algorithmically curated shopping mall
Breakfast Carrot retweeted
Shes right. Every ad is a robot selling an ugly fake piece of shit that doesn't exist, every conversation online reads like two Furbies left on the counter together, meemaw is mailing her SSI to an AI Jesus on the monthly, every restaurant is selling deep fried cyclopean horrors.
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Getting laid off and then being offered COBRA health insurance for ONLY $2,800 a month.
Because obviously, when someone loses their income, the first thing they can afford is nearly $3,000 a month just to keep their health insurance.
Make it make sense.
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If someone ran a marathon and someone else drove 26 miles, I wouldnāt praise the driver just for reaching the same finish line
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I thought this was the most captivating comment from the weekend.
The āside conversationsā that are mentioned here canāt make anyone feel good whether youāre front office, a coach, player, etc.
Sounds very toxic and you canāt win with that energy on your sideline.
Trey Hendrickson on surrendering 35 unanswered to Cincinnati:
"Continuing to go out there and finishing the game was most important. I can't speak for everybody else, but there is a standard to the way we should prepare and nobody should be having these side conversations on the sideline, if there is any."
via @Ravens
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Who else remembers when Brett Kollmann tagged Pat McAfee on a GoFundMe for a struggling Colts fan to help spread awareness and he went apeshit on Brett and blocked him
For 28 years Iāve been privileged enough to not experience death, in close proximity, being a friend or family.
But as I write this, that privilege is gone.
Thread: This is obvious to say but:
I think this season is the year for a reload.
Ship off the guys like Marlon, Roquon, Andrews etc;
Get draft capital from those guys and ideally use that draft capital + extra cap space to:
1. Re-sign Lamar
2. Trade for impact players
A rebuild implies weāre dogshit which we arenāt;
We just have guys that are still here who arenāt bought in because theyāre used to the āold wayā of things and thatās bullshit.
If you donāt wanna win/take it seriously, get the fuck off the team.