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breakfastegg

@BreakfastEgg

A collection of things.

 Johannesburg, South Africa
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Joined January 2011
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Streamlining idea #12: Ozil becomes Gunnersaurus.
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Mike Elgan@MikeElgan11 Sep 2020
Imagine going back in time one year and showing people this picture of a stadium full of cardboard fans and a sky of orange.
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Yearly tweet: that was outstanding
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Remember when a peak Michael Owen ruined a 13 year old's goalkeeping career? Neville Southall wasn't too happy
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“Nearly all lands have been disturbed these days, very disturbed. But cheer up...better times are coming. Maybe, better than you remember.” #Tolkien #Gandalf #Coronaviruspandemic #hope
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The comments 😂
Jeremy Clarkson (@JeremyClarkson) profile pictureJeremy Clarkson
@JeremyClarkson25 Dec 2019
This dog went missing near Rollright and Hook Norton. Do NOT reply unless you can help.
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I enjoyed this.
Dan Mace (@Dannmace) profile pictureDan Mace
@Dannmace13 Dec 2019
being an adult mostly consists of replacing ‘f*ck you’ with ‘ok great’
This person's drone battery running out is the epic blockbuster movie of the year. nitter.gq/coolstuffcheap/status/…
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Here's the moment Pakistan shuts its airspace to commercial traffic over escalating military tensions with India
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afcstuff
@afcstuff15 Dec 2018
Video: Laurent Koscielny receiving a warm reception from Matteo Guendouzi & Alexandre Lacazette on the bench after being substituted off in his first appearance since May on Thursday against Qarabag. We’re happy to have you back Lolo! [@komoge11] #afc
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When you remember that Arsenal plays better in the second half.
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😍😍😍
TravelGround (@TravelGround) profile pictureTravelGround@TravelGround9 Nov 2018
Good morning on this fresh Friday morning! Let this pic of the unspoilt tranquil Karoo at #Snyderskloof to set the mood for your weekend. bit.ly/Snyderskloof #FinallyFriday #TravelGround
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Steve Powis@StevePowis13 Nov 2018
How much is the bloke on the right enjoying that pint?!?!?
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The Dodo@dodo3 Nov 2018
When a whale swam up to this woman and wouldn't leave her alone, she was freaked out — until she realized he was saving her life 🐳 (via @caters_news)

Whale Saves Scientist’s Life

To help Nan with her whale conservation research, you can support the Center for Cetacean Research and Conservation: https://thedo.do/research.

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The Onion
@TheOnion17 Oct 2018
All The Good Sentiments On ‘Get Well Soon’ Card Already Taken trib.al/vNu4lOY
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AFCAMDEN
@AFCAMDEN10 Oct 2018
Distance From The Pitch Champions 2018/19 🏆 – at London, England
Spurs Stat Man (@spursstatman) profile pictureSpurs Stat Man@spursstatman9 Oct 2018
Distance from the pitch behind the goals: New Spurs stadium: 4.98m Emirates: 13.5m Wembley: 18m London Stadium: 18m
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The Arsenal midfield whenever the back 5 are in trouble.
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Mazoo and The Zoo - Η Αλεπού youtu.be/FL_whrOwvsA via @YouTube
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