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Columbus, OH
Joined August 2009
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Me when I call an election result tonight
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I ate my lunch last Wednesday doing about 77 on the Columbus outer belt
Jaylen Brown says he bought a gold harp, and now has someone come over twice a week to play it as the sun goes down while his chef cooks dinner “My favorite purchase, I think my best, my most favorite purchase was, I bought a harp. I bought like a gold harp. I got it upstairs too…” “I got a harpist that come play like twice a week. While the sun is going down, chef is in the kitchen. You know what I mean? Just…”
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Guardians pregame hitting strategy
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Can’t believe this guy 😂 😂 😂 what will he think of next???????
Replying to @awfulannouncing
Caitlin Clark makes her Ohio State-Iowa pick on College GameDay in Iowa City. And so does Pat McAfee, while taking off his shirt.
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Hey, any time you can hurt your program and at the same time have your game called by a guy who sounds like he would rather DIE, you simply have to do it.
An unexpected noon kick-off for Saturday will cost Ohio State one of its biggest planned early recruiting visits of the season. Intel: on3.com/teams/ohio-state-buc…
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Went to the SNL exhibit at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame last year and you could pull up any musical performance from its history. This was immediately the one I looked up first.
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Revolutionizing the game
He’s dropping back like it’s Tecmo Bowl…. Where’s he going 😂. He’s already in shotgun. His back foot hit 8yds from where he started. THIS one ain’t on the OL.
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This multi-view might be my magnum opus.
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Every Stephen Vogt presser
Cade Cunningham bought a minority ownership stake in his hometown MLB team, the Texas Rangers, earlier this year. His take on what they need to do to get back in the wild card hunt: “Win some games. Hit some home runs. Get some stops...Get outs & home runs. That’s what we need.”
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This uh, pretty much sums it up.
Replying to @awfulannouncing
The tribute was cut off by the start of The Pat McAfee Show.
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It took the Mets 9 days to do what it took the Guardians 5 years to do... And that's figure out he sucks and cut him.
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Get rid of the tease preseason exhibitions they do now and bring back Tom Izzo screaming while his team goes down a few points to the Globetrotters.
Globetrotters vs #5 Michigan St (2000)
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Oh you mean you can actually give away to the capacity of your stadium? Don’t tell the Guardians that!
The White Sox are giving away over 40,000 of these tonight. It’s Pope Hat night!
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Replying to @AkronJackson
@AkronJackson There are still some good things in life.
IT’S BACK 🏀 @TheFieldOf68 Opening Day Marathon returns on Monday, Nov. 2nd at midnight ET 🔥 16 teams. 8 games. 24 straight hours of hoops.
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Unsurprising to see all class from the classiest of guys. Proud to call Jeff a friend, nothing but bright days ahead.
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Maybe the Cavs can send a few more emails to bid on auction items from playoff games they lost. That’ll make up for this and pay towards the second apron, win-win.
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Watching the last 3 innings of that Guardians game last night
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I miss FUJIFILM
Diego Maradona won the 1986 World Cup like this... 🇦🇷
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