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Brett Gering

@BrettGering

Artist | Writer | Cordial ex of @BleacherReport and @FanSided.

 Lawrence, Kansas
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Joined June 2009
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The day Kelce became one of us
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o-n🌛🍓@thefloorsonfireAug 19
scooby doo after he finishes praying:
إبراهيم (@veenies_toy) profile pictureإبراهيم@veenies_toyAug 18
ramen
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LuigiPrimo@BestPizzaChefAug 17
Kiri (@Kyrannio) profile pictureKiri
@KyrannioAug 16
How does one even train for this?
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Nic@Nic111392Jun 20
Most embarrassing?
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CCMPERRY🇦🇺 (@BBLPERRY) profile pictureCCMPERRY🇦🇺@BBLPERRYJun 19
Losing to the USA is the single most embarrassing result in Australian history
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05/23/2026 10:40AM Caller from South/Pleasant Street reports male party wearing camo clothing and possibly carrying a bazooka in the area. Officer reports male is landscaper with leaf blower.
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Don Keith
@RealDonKeithMar 2
More of this, please.😂
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Skiff@SkiffTalks10 Nov 2025
Ive been killing it with older people lately. They'll ask "how's it goin?" So ill respond "another day" They'll say back "another dollar, right?" Then it hit them with a "hopefully more than one" And they're LOVING IT
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If Sherman’s plight isn’t a metaphor for life in 2025 I dunno what is 🤣
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me asking everyone how they like their burger before I cook them all exactly the same
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They couldn’t believe their eyes 🤣🤣🤣
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It’s the off season but you know I keep that thing on me
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Andy Herren@AndyHerren3 Feb 2025
My cat when I get the laser pointer
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Kei
@RealMamaEagle27 Dec 2024
Someone on here said "Cam Newton dresses like he controls a hot air balloon." I cackled and haven't been able to unsee it since then.
B. (@yourRHOleModel) profile pictureB.@yourRHOleModel27 Dec 2024
I can’t believe Cam Newton really walks around looking like this
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If you send me an email through X, I am sending you back a virus the likes of which has not been seen since the Bubonic Plague
Not Elon Musk (@ElonMuskAOC) profile pictureNot Elon Musk
@ElonMuskAOC16 Dec 2024
Would you ditch Gmail for XMail?
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It’s hilarious to me that every microwave has a “popcorn” button and every package of microwave popcorn says DO NOT USE POPCORN BUTTON – at Los Angeles, CA
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ian karmel@IanKarmel8 Dec 2024
Every gift guide for men is like "A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey."
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Shot some craps for first time this trip. Busted on my 2nd roll. Dude derisively says “Nice roll Blues Clues.” Heading to my room to weep at the most cutting put down I’ve ever received in my life.
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Me on my way to work, masculinely:
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July (@Mpikanisi__) profile pictureJuly@Mpikanisi__22 Nov 2024
Carrying a lunchbox to work is a feminine trait. There’s absolutely nothing manly about that.
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The Associated Press (@AP) profile pictureThe Associated Press
@AP10 Nov 2024
1 monkey recovered safely, 42 others remain on the run from South Carolina lab apnews.com/article/escaped-r…
1 monkey recovered safely, 42 others remain on the run from South Carolina lab

1 monkey recovered safely, 42 others remain on the run from South Carolina lab

Officials say one of 43 monkeys bred for medical research that escaped a compound in South Carolina has been recovered unharmed.

apnews.com
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ashton jeanty stands like michael myers in the backfield😭
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