Trump: How bout changing that red card to a yellow?
FIFA: The rules are the rules, our hands are tied
Trump: Greenland is looking really nice this time of year, would be a shame if something happened to it
FIFA: What I meant to say is, what are rules amongst friends?!
Soccer rules be like...
Offsides is offsides even if it is by 1mm, also the game ends in 8ish minutes give or take







