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🇺🇸🇬🇹 “You just do whatever you have to do not to feel like a victim.”

Richmond, VA
Joined May 2015
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On Sundays we wear pink
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Jealous of what? You can’t even have your lights on past 5 today or vote.
Jealousy is not to be taken lightly. Whenever you identify jealousy, know that you’ve just identified a deadly threat. The bible says jealousy is as cruel as the grave.
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I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you dressed up as the renovated reflecting pool?
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Mariah Carey at 11:59pm on October 31
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trick or treat let me see that dick
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Voting blue in a deep red state today
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Recent work
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vote blue if you got good pussy
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flirting vs sexual harassment
the downgrade i actually have tears in my eyes
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trump leading nicki to the white house:
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me when the bi guy with a taper fade, goatee and a hung dick tells me the earth is flat
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AI could never come up with this drag
when celebs were genuinely active on twitter like they just tweet anything that comes on mind 😭
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Watching Brazil defeat the devil while Trump gives speeches about Nicki Minaj’s ass at his rallies
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Me commenting on Brazilian politics from Norway
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im brazilian by association
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me supporting lula cause at the end of the day brazilians are my cousins
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united states… just remember we can do this too…. VOTE BY NEXT TUESDAY 11/3
watching brazil defeat fascism while trump gives a speech about nicki minaj’s ass
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watching brazil defeat fascism while trump gives a speech about nicki minaj’s ass
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Nicki Minaj going down as the greatest loser in history is actually hilarious
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Something’s brewing… The Gentlemen Season 3 is now in production.
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