Question: who in the ever living fuck is paying that shit bag thirty goddamn dollars a month to be on this godforsaken hellscape?

Hey @ThatKevinSmith once you get the Dogma situation worked out, any chance of trying to reclaim Clerks: The Animated Series? My DVD could use an upgrade

Shhh. If you listen carefully you can hear the bullet rattling in RFK Jr's dad's head as he rolls over in his grave.

Sitting in the waiting room of a dealership's service department. There is a salesman singing very loudly. Someone come buy a car from him so he shuts the fuck up.

I was always hoping he'd go down in history like Nixon. But I'd definitely settle for JFK or Lincoln

Thanks, @ChannelAwesome What are you going to do next, ruin Richard Ger(bil)e for me too?

Congratulations and thank you to @TellEmSteveDave @sundayjeff and @BQQuinn for 600 episodes of TESD and the hundreds of patreon episodes. Amazing feat guys!

When you're stuck behind someone driving slow, do you wait until the last minute to use your turn signal so the guy in front of you doesn't get any ideas? Or is it just me?

Is it weird that even though I do believe in ghosts, anytime someone tells me they saw one I immediately think they're full of shit?

You know, @alyankovic really missed an opportunity to have an Indiana Jones themed parody song called "One Night in Pankot"

Nice milestone (no pun intended)

15 years down the drain #MyXAnniversary

It's May 1st and I managed to get here without seeing any of those stupid Justin Timberlake memes. Definitely a win.

Sitting in the waiting room of the dealership service station. @alyankovic 's Eat It is playing in the inhouse stereo. Cannot complain at all

Just arrived in the mail. Can't wait to read it. @sundayjeff @TellEmSteveDave

Hey @johnblueriggs interesting title chop for your Analogue Duo video in the lower right

Identify a movie you've seen more than 7 times by posting a GIF

How is Robot Chicken Run not a thing?

Using an image, show a movie you are SURE you've watched more than 10 times