I saw no women being assaulted. I saw no nose picking. I saw no ear wax eating. I heard no stories about men’s asses. I heard no strange burping noises, no slurring, no moaning. And I heard no songs about homosexual hook ups at the local gym while an old fat man wearing makeup danced like he was wanking 2 giraffes. I didn’t see or hear any of that during Barack Obama’s speeches today. Just an adult speaking in complete sentences to an audience who appreciated every word. It was nice.