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A Northamptonian moonlighting in SW London since 2008. Up The Cobblers, Come On You Whites. #FFC #NTFC

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Joined February 2009
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We are clearly not a bad side, we have some spells of really decent football. We just can't bloody score.
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‘Silly Cunt chip inside his head Has switched to overload…’ Revisiting the moment when Bob Geldoff absolutely destroyed Russell Brand on stage while Brand had to stand there and take it Joyful 👌
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After Jake Humphrey wound down his 10-year stint with BT Sport last night, let’s look back at some of his most ‘Partridge’ moments whilst live on-air… (THREAD)
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"Paper straws are woke and evil and represent the beginning of the end of western civilisation" And this isn't parody. He genuinely thinks that.
I fucking knew it. Ban these bastards. Paper straws are woke and evil and represent the beginning of the end of western civilisation. Not even exaggerating. Pointless virtue signalling that actually causes more issues than the beautiful plastic versions.
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Trump is absolutely fuming, and it is premium, unfiltered entertainment. 🤭
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Mobland is unwatchable shite.
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First of all I never thought I would ever retweet this woman. Secondly, it’s worth a listen. Thirdly, who is going to stop him, because this is very plausible.
You might want to listen.
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Quite possibly the best answer and funniest moment on The Chase.👏👏
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Jesus wept.
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Legitimately one of the best things I’ve ever watched.
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Listen, I haven’t seen every video on the Internet, so I can’t say with certainty, but this could quite possibly be the greatest video ever created
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The absolute state of this man.
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🚨Whoah 😳 In less than 20 seconds Dominic Cummings creates stunned silence at Lords Committee this morning. One of the few remaining centres of excellence in the U.K.? British Special Forces & who is their biggest enemy? Russia? China? Iran? No - 20 seconds he doesn’t mince his words ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Joe Cole. Someone finally having the bollocks to go against the cartel on live tv. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Joe Cole… TAKE A BOW!!!
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When Michael Jackson spoke to the press at the 2006 funeral of James Brown using his deep, natural voice which he rarely uses,he looked truly devastated after losing one of the idols he deeply admired and looked up to.
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Possibly the most concise political interview in British history. No waffle. Straight to the point.
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A Stanford professor took two average stocks, rebalanced them daily, and turned $100,000 into $7 million without predicting a single price. Bookmark & watch today, no matter what.
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The Man City scandal explained 💰⚽️
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