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“The eyes are the nipples of the face.”-JCM

Joined March 2009
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This was the worst SNL host/musical guest pairing in the show's history
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Mitch McConnell is everything Republicans claim Biden was in the White House.
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Missouri’s former election integrity director, filed a whistleblower lawsuit against Republican Secretary of State Denny Hoskins, alleging he was fired after raising concerns that staff was plotting to file a fake voter database complaint. More: substack.com/profile/2357286…
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Mamdani is all yeah that's what I THOUGHT you said, Rudy...
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I was given my name by the Iroquois Nation many hundreds of years ago. By 1660 my name was printed on maps by the Europeans as they accepted the Native name which means Beautiful waters. In 1867 the Canadian government decided to use my name for their providence.
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just dropping some of my fav pics of Tim ❤️‍🩹
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possibly my favorite tim curry story is the time he made a garden for freddie mercury and freddie mercury had absolutely no clue how to take care of it
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they're like the little angel and devil on your shoulders guiding you through life
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i will honor dolly, as i always have, by having huge boobs & being kind
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There will never be a more iconic entrance. Tim Curry, you will never be forgotten. 💔
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He said it way better then I ever could’ve
I feel like after dolly passing all I gotta say is dolly could’ve easily been a billionaire like Taylor swift but dolly is an actual example of giving and caring and not donating just for the tax benefits and the positive publicity
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Taylor Swift’s entire music catalog is estimated to be worth around $900 million right now. Taylor Swift owns her entire music catalog. There is no world where Taylor can just “choose not to” have a billionaire status while owning her life’s work. forbes.com/sites/mattcrai…
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True story
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If I had taylor swift money and wanted to get married in a secure indoor venue in nyc I would rent out the metropolitan museum of art but I guess the difference is I have some level of taste
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One of them risked her career and endured backlash at a time when being gay was treated like a crime, mainstream representation was nearly nonexistent, and a virus was killing the community every day, yet still unapologetically put gay people front and center.
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AAAAAAND THE WAITRESS IS PRACTICING POLITICS
In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo. #sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity #dogs
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This is my issue with conservatives explained in a single video: They are COMPLETELY unable to practice any kind of empathy (neither cognitive nor emotional) with any out-group. Until they have first-hand experience with an issue, they cannot fathom that it even exists
Adopting a child from Ethiopia changed David French's perspective on the state of racism in America. From our new episode with @davidafrench.
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MAGA social media influencer, Ricci Lynn Wynne, indicted on charges of producing CSAM. According to the indictment filed March 18, 2025, Wynne, 39, of San Francisco, allegedly employed, used, persuaded, induced, enticed, and coerced minor victims to engage in sexually explicit conduct for the purpose of producing videos and/or images of the conduct on or about April 9, 2022, and Oct. 29, 2022.
ALL MAGA ARE PEDOPHILES. EVERY FUCKING ONE OF THEM. 31-year-old MAGA social media influencer, Lucas Youngers, has been arrested in suburban Wichita on multiple counts of child sex abuse crimes, including rape. Sedgwick County court records show Youngers is charged with four counts of rape and five counts of aggravated indecent liberties with a child. Charging documents indicate the alleged crimes occurred last month and involve two children under the age of 14.
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We finally might have a reliable treatment for pancreatic cancer after all these decades. Usually survival is 13% at year 5–but those who took the mRNA vaccine & responded to drug—almost all still alive in year 6! However, RFK Jr just cancelled billions in mRNA research funding.
Pancreatic cancer has one of the most suppressive tumor microenvironments in oncology. But two pancreatic cancer results dropped today. Both matter. 1. BioNTech mRNA neoantigen vaccine: nearly all responders still alive at 6 years. 98% of induced T cells were de novo — the immune system learned to see a cancer it had always been blind to. 2. Daraxonrasib: 47% ORR, 92% disease control as first-line monotherapy. KRAS G12D, undruggable for 40 years, finally has a drug. Different mechanisms. Same disease. Both working. <13% of patients survive 5 years. That number is about to change. great day for science! 🔥
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Kieran Culkin could’ve said “Sean Penn could not be here tonight, God knows why, but what’s important is that Madonna is the greatest star who ever lived,” it’s not hard.
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