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New York, NY
Joined March 2019
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summer 🤝🏼 fall
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me, buying new pjs when i already have new pjs unworn
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all jokes aside Nina Dobrev should’ve been getting paid more than anyone on this damn show. she had to play three different characters at once, I would’ve quit the show too they played this is crazy
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mary: i haven’t slept with anyone! but I’m pregnant joseph:
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can’t be my soulmate if you cheating
Y’all really giving up on your soulmate over a little infidelity?
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People who don’t believe that multiple things can be true at once are slow. Life isn’t black or white all the time.
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I am so serious when I say I think Abdul is going to completely change the way we as a nation talk to and about people who are hell-bent on making our lives fucking horrible.
directly into my veins why has it taken a decade for people to realize this and/or say it THIS plainly
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It’s just been morning & night we don’t have afternoons no more 😭😭
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Angela was fucking her colleague and a drug dealer as an DEA agent. SHE WAS A SLOPPY WHORE
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using jarred pesto wasn’t my first choice but here we are. blackened chicken + 4 cheese ravioli with a pesto cream sauce 👩🏻‍🍳🦦
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We real Twitter users don't care about having 0 likes It's our diary, not a social network
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this has nothing to do with dates to be honest. I meet a lot of women who prioritize dating themselves, travel alone, partake in &/or pick up hobbies, dilly dallying, looking up new experiences, etc… having a vibrant life already on your own & then meeting ppl who do not?
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Niggas resonate with Ghost because they would also blow up their entire life for an ex they haven't seen in 10+ years not knowing she's the FEDS!
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Dating for survival gotta be hell. Niggas are arguing about who benefits from going on a date. Y’all don’t have to do this to yourselves. Be alone it’s ok 😭
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i love when life randomly feels alright
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the worst thing you can do is be a man but the worst thing you can do is be a man AND ask me stupid ass fucking questions
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how does it feel to live my dream
My husband and I have the day off and now I’m a little drunk at a lunch date and we are about to stumble over to the art museum and then wander around saying silly shit to each other never ever kill yourself
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Ngl I stopped caring about the bullshit women put themselves through in relationships. We’re 30 something now. You’re exactly where you want to be. If your relationship is hell… I barely feel sorry for you. That’s what you want.
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i need to see the eiffel tower in person just once
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