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all the best relationships are like ongoing conversations. you pick up wherever you left off on whatever you're scheming or solving in tandem
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austin is a retirement home for deadend FAANG lifers, miami is a retirement home for wealthy bisexual vcs with a penchant for insta models, new york is a retirement home for cynics doing nonsense b2b branding plays and partying far away from investor eyes
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dudes reading guns germs and steel like wow I never thought about how ur surroundings affect ur life
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dudes read How to Win Friends and Influence People and be like wow I never thought about how more people would like me if I was nicer to them.
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People reading how to win friends and influence people be like oh wow I didn’t know people like u if ur nice
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dudes reading the intelligent investor like wow I never thought about investing in good companies
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the way i stood in line to order food instead of killing a deer and bringing it back for her to cook gave her the ick
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asian men used to level and conquer entire provinces on horseback. now they beg their friends to post them on subtle asian dating in hopes that a middy will give them coochie
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ran into @BroductManager on the streets of sf and we were both wearing Mocha Berkenstocks. the official sandal of schizo twitter
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you see.... when rahul creates a new meme format you instantly jump on the bandwagon... anything goes but something about rome or napoleon will always work... and you can easily get 10-15 likes






















