|We will never again be as young as we are today|
Neverland
Joined July 2012
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Random things that annoy me for 0.2 seconds: people who wave down a bud that I've already waved for... thank you all men for helping us complete the simplest fucking tasks.
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I don't want to BeReal. I also don't want to BeAnythingOtherThanWhat I'veBeenTryingToBeLately
4 eggs in my @asda delivery order broken and I'm about ready to start crying. Is this being an adult or just covid making everything seem worse than it is?
I had to catch a pigeon at work today after it got into the restaurant... second pigeon I've had to catch... just call me the pigeon whisperer.
I know I have it really great in life and I am a lucky person. But sometimes life is a fucking dick too.
Me= "yay it's @bastille playing" Erin= "are you sure it isn't Best-ille"
The best thing she's ever said in her life.
So at work the other day I was serving a table of two and asking them if they'd like any desserts. The younger guy asked me what was best on the menu and I said "the most popular is the Sticky Toffee Pudding - personally that's my favourite as well"