father of two, bro at heart. sup.

Joined June 2012
Bro Dave Borstein retweeted
Nice coup for Twitter's Periscope. LeBron unveiling his next shoe this weekend on it
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Bro Dave Borstein retweeted
Want to break a record that didn't exist seconds ago? Tweet with #ShareaCoke to make the Largest Twitter "Cheers!"
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Bro Dave Borstein retweeted
We are launching Commerce so we can do important things, like selling these Biggie, TuPac and Eazy-E cookie cutters fancy.com/things/70611954321…
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I'm in my element right now #mardigras #localteatime cc @ArbenPerk @PattilloDavid – at Manhattan, NY
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Just won the "frattiest" award at our office superlatives #represent #2013 – at Manhattan, NY
OH voicemail message: "Double-B! Dave Borstein here. Call me back!"
OH: "Have you seen the movie Beerfest?"
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Oh that wedding? I'm gunna wear some yellow pants with sailfish on 'em. No searsucker suit after Labor Day. Wish it were a #madras wedding
You can't be afraid to step into the freezer, Timmy.
Don't worry guys, my lax sticks are now legal to carry-on for flights #laxbroforlife npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/201…
Happy Valentine's Day, guys. Check out my "bro-quet" to celebrate! i.imgur.com/KKrGmHv.jpg
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