𝗞𝗮𝘇𝘂𝗸𝗶

⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝗢𝗹𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗕𝗿𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿: ⠀⠀-Proof of Genetic Sexual Attraction ⠀ ⠀

Lift your skirt.

Maybe it's time to get another girlfriend...

Maybe he should get one of the girls he knows to cosplay an elf next time he's horny...

Attention whores...

It's kind of pathetic that there hasn't been a single confirmed pregnancy from any of the girls...

Sister is a synonym for ashtray.

Since the weather is getting warmer, when are the skirts getting shorter?

Decisions have been made.

If that girl put an ounce more effort into her appearance one day, she might actually be the death of me.

The masculine urge to train a clingy puppy.

|| Oh come on that's not fair...

Those two girls will be the death of me.

Taking her on a date with a remote vibrator.

Train your sister and your girlfriend to be interchangeable, it's the best way to live.

Girls who still smell of sweet milk...

I could kidnap her.