South African by birth, American by legal immigration, Texan by choice. LARP farmer. Drives Kubotas. Accurate with an AR. Owns a small zoo & two cockatooz.
Republic of Texas
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Rumors of my demise:
Greatly exaggerated.
I'm on X pause; real life's busy and interesting.
Between farm, homestead, zoo, and getting back in shape...online life loses importance.
Yeah, Kamala would be worse.
Barely.
Because Trump just guaranteed we'll get a Kamala in 28, anyway.
Good job by our chucklefuck Trump.
I'm not sure you're an idiot, or senile, or, worst, just sold out.
Don't care.
You ignored your advisors, when you couldn't figure it out yourself.
You suck, @realDonaldTrump.
6/
WHERE, FROM HERE?
Because you're such a fool, @realDonaldTrump , we still have a totally corrupt election system.
So there's no voting our way out.
So you've guaranteed, at best, messy secession and breakup of the USA.
BUT, probably civil war.
1/ Trump's total betrayal of every core promise will be discussed for at least a century.
It's easily the most shocking reversal in American political history.
Also, I've scraped off my Trump bumper sticker.
Fuck you, @realDonaldTrump
8/
It's why I hardly bother to post on X anymore.
Because why?
The only remaining peaceful action is local politics.
State, county, city.
Next is just fedpoasting, because this will probably all go kinetic.
Hey @MilwaukeeTool
STILL no response?
You suck at the returns game AND socmedia.
It's 2026 bitchez.
Get with the program....
Or watch @DEWALTtough eat your lunch.
Hey @MilwaukeeTool, WTF??
I have 12 of your tools...because they (were) excellent.
And EXPENSIVE.
My barely-used M18 impact driver just...quit.
And a month ago, a battery--also barely used...quit.
And Home Depot won't honor returns.
And your busted website is unusable on Android phone with Chrome.
And your customer "service" is rude.
Screw you.
I've been touting how great your tools are for years, then when things go wrong, I get shitty service?
DYING OF LOL
"Give your ozempic to a poor person...cycloskinny, the natural way."
youtube.com/shorts/JvQyScoy0…
Browning Machine retweeted
The only think that buys you a reprieve from a tirade an onslaught of barbed vernacular abuse, is you are in Texas. I do not consider Texas to be Murca :)
I'm enjoying world cup Brit/Europoor "America Reaction" videos SO. MUCH.
It reminds me just how effin AWESOME America is.
I'm truly grateful to be here.
I feel un-Christ-like for taking joy in someone's death...but were they, really, people?
Or just demon-infested rotting husks of former human flesh?
Lindsey Light-Loafer Graham AND the Neocon Turtle/Chicom Fukker, Mitch, died.
So very, very sad.
(Not really)
Hey @robkroese !
I just finished the first Ransom's Law book, and started the second...and happily paid full Kindle price, because I want you to keep writing.
Great stuff.
Thank you for those hours of joy.
