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DJ Bruce Bangers/ Twitches Okayest DJ /OUTCAST COLLECTIVE/ Saturdays, Thursdays and Random Pop Up #TwitchAffiliate

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Joined June 2008
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One time when I was super into my opioid addiction I was dating this girl and we went to this Chinese restaurant in the fucking smallest worst town ever. After our meal they gave us both a fortune cookie. My ex broke hers open and I don’t even remember what it said.
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Bro really tried to dunk on producers without knowing who @slightbeats even is 😂😂
Why do yall hate the process of creating so much
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Does anyone else have a problem with amazon prime charging when you don't have a prime subscription?? Every few months my amazon account decides to sign me up, when in fact, I do not want prime.
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LETTUCE AND TOMATO DO NOT BELONG ON A BURGER
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They are actually giving the salmon mdma and throwing them a rave
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The texts I get from my employees
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I know I'm getting old when I read something and don't even come close to comprehending what it means.
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Lunchables ham is made out of white people
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Have to work a 12 hour shift today and all I can think about is playing WoW. I missed this shit.
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Physically, I'm a work. Mentally, I'm in Azeroth.
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I have 12$ to last me til payday. My budgeting app tells me I spent 14% more on groceries over the last two weeks. Go to see what’s up. It’s meat. It’s always the fucking meat.
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I have been playing WoW for 9 hours straight. I think i just found my replacement for drinking folks.
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This is the kind of shit we need on standby in space to at least have a chance against the aliens
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So basically we did the math and figured out that we could put telephone pole sized rods of tungsten into low earth orbit , let go of them while directing them at a target, and this telephone pole rod will hit a target with the impact of 75 THOUSAND TONS OF TNT
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Rods from god is the closest to neon genesis evangelion as we will ever get. Wacky shit we were thinking of.
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So basically we did the math and figured out that we could put telephone pole sized rods of tungsten into low earth orbit , let go of them while directing them at a target, and this telephone pole rod will hit a target with the impact of 75 THOUSAND TONS OF TNT
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One of my best friends had a baby with a man who wanted nothing to do with her, and she now thinks it’s a good idea to move her and her child to another state to live with a man she has only met a handful of times. Yes I’m sure that will work lol
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The day when you feel back to 100% after being sick is like having superpowers.
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He’s such a handsome man.
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I was supposed to play WOW and have fun all day yesterday but instead I have the fucking flu. So irked.
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It’s more hip hip than trap
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Wow forever starts today. My girl made me an amazing breakfast. America woke up and my dabs arrived today. Haven’t felt this good in awhile.
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