Bruce Magnus

Just a friendly reminder that Bruce Magnus takes full responsibility for all of your joys and successes

We're running low on haters, anyone wanna listen to some Bruce Magnus tunes and tell us how terrible they are?

Bruce Magnus is on top of the charts, geographically speaking.

Know why people who sub to r/wallstreetbets are all NFL fans? Cuz they're Callous Dowboys.

Most people don't know that the "B" in Bruce Magnus stands for "Bruce." So really, it's Bruceruce Magnus.

Smell that? That's Bruce Magnus with a new tune: open.spotify.com/track/48T6W…

If you travel through the universe in a straight line long enough, you will not only run into Bruce Magnus, you will BECOME Bruce Magnus.

According to the latest data, only 29 people have never heard Bruce Magnus' music in all of human history. We're hoping that with your help, we can get that number up to at least 116.

Abraham Lincoln just said that the new Bruce Magnus album is "the true glory of humanity." Hear for yourself. open.spotify.com/album/5Cq6g…

Dropped a new album today, check out this fun little ditty: open.spotify.com/track/4Tfd5…

Prepare your earholes, fandos. New tunes at midnight.

This Friday, y'all.

BBQ stands for Brucemagnus B Q.

Bruce Magnus took gold in 2 different Ohlimpek events. We have been assured they are legit.

Bruce Magnus is 111 years old.

I will never skip the intro to an episode of Unsolved Mysteries.

The simulation must be buggy today. Found boogers in my toes.

Currently, it is exactly now.

The difference between a Bruce Magnus and a Led Zeppelin is approximately one Led Zeppelin.