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BryanExMachina retweeted
Thomas Massie seeing all the GOP members walking in .
.@RepThomasMassie
Tomorrow will be 10 years without my father.
At least once a week I think about him, and how he'd have fucking loved that the last words I ever said to him were "Your car sounds like shit."
He'd probably love being alive more, but... here we are.
3 different women showed up to his funeral claiming to be his girlfriend. My brother, sister, nor myself had never heard of ANY of these women. One told us she had to leave because being there was "too hard". I hope she crashed on her way home.
I miss my father so much.
BryanExMachina retweeted
Instead of correcting course, the GOP chose to shoot the messenger and double down on stupid. (This tweet is one year old tomorrow.)
The mirror is right there on the wall, Mr. President.
BREAKING: Donald Trump and his top White House aides are reportedly preparing to directly blame Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth for the Republican midterm defeat, along with military commanders who pushed for war with Iran, per CNN and CBS News.
“Trump, always one to crowdsource an opinion, has asked allies about their thoughts on Hegseth’s performance of late,” sources told CNN.
CBS News also reports that Trump believes the election results would have been entirely different without the Iran war. Joint Chiefs Chairman Gen. Dan Caine and CENTCOM commander Gen. Brad Cooper are also reportedly facing scrutiny as Trump looks for someone to blame for the Republican midterm defeat.
BryanExMachina retweeted
Maybe the boomer Republicans who wanted Thomas Massie gone should sit the next one out
BryanExMachina retweeted
I wonder how many of my colleagues would like a chance to go back and change their vote on my Iran War Powers Resolution in March?
Turns out people don't like wars of choice and paying the most they ever have for stuff because of it.
Who knew?
BryanExMachina retweeted
When the GOP loses the house and possibly senate today they will say that they can’t get things done because of the democrats controlling those branches.
Just remember they didn’t get anything done when they had the majority in both of them the last 2 years either.
This kind of lunacy will also be studied.
Did "they" also attack Iran for no logical reason? Did "they" commit some of the most obscene and public fraud not seen since Grant was in the White House?
Just asking for a friend. Who is me. I am the one asking.
They spiked diesel prices to record highs a month before midterms.
Increased fed interest rates.
Spiked oil prices.
Crashed stocks and crypto.
Ukraine attacked oil infrastructure that Trump said not to.
Cyberattacks everywhere.
Pumped out pro-Democrat polling.
Make no mistake, they went all out to try and crush the MAGA agenda right before midterms.
Watching this South Carolina race and my first thought is "My god, it's almost like running someone on the sole merit that they came out of the same vagina as the previous person was a terrible idea"
I could phrase that better, but I refuse to.
Went to vote this morning expecting crowds, I spent longer driving to the polling place than I did voting because I was the only one there.
Midterms are lolz