Jhelum and Thames
Oxford, England
Joined March 2026
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The damage steroids have done to this piece of shit is written all over his skin. He looks like he's one breath away from dropping dead. This grotesque, steroid fuelled version of bodybuilding is stupid and has nothing to do with health or fitness. Fuck steroids! Fuck Israel!
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Need new friends who love random humour, understand Hegel & Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz (of all philosophers!) & are good at maths. My old friends have found new friends and apparently no longer have time for me. I hope they lose their favourite expensive things.
Send in your CVs!
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Most Kashmiri men on Twitter are ridiculously handsome, blessed with absolutely unreal face cards.
Of course, I'm the exception to this.
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Dear @Apple, I ordered a pair of earphones and you sent a tampon with it.
I'm genuinely curious about how this mix up happened.
@RoyalMail, do you know anything about this? Because someone clearly had an interesting day at work!
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Rehan retweeted
An honourable man. #F1
If this gets 1000s likes, I will give someone who comments on this something.
You're the one who caused the damage, broke the relationship & left someone else to deal with the hurt. Yet somehow, the conversation is become about how much guilt you have to live with. What about the pain you caused? What about the damage the other person has to live with?
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These are the worst kind of people to ever exist. They hurt others, destroy relationships & then make themselves look like victims. They take no responsibility for the damage they cause but still expect sympathy. People like that are undeserving of your love, care or trust.
Anyone?
We can roast an entire cow, use its skin to make a drum and observe how long the remaining charcoal takes to extinguish, since we won't be using the fire anymore & We'll also make sure to collect & dispose of all the rubbish generated during the cooking & eating process.
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