Bruce

I’m gonna try to quit this platform. Same handle over on 🧵if you care to communicate still.

Popping back only for a sec to say I’ve moved to both Threads and Bluesky, with the same name. Threads for general content and Bluesky for the sports community mostly. Look me up!

Can’t justify supporting the owner of this place in any way any longer.

Remember the old days of Survivor when they'd show Probst grab the votes, hop on a jet ski and somehow take it all the way to LA to count the votes? That's how I want them to announce the winner of this election. Probst in khaki on a jetski to announce Kamala to a sea of cheers.

Can't wait to see who plays Richard Prior, Marvin Gaye and James Baldwin. #IYKYK

Curious to watch for all the companies that decide to dump their bad news announcements today/tomorrow while nobody is paying attention.

LET’S SMASH SOME FUCKING PUMPKINS! If you haven’t already, vote, Vote, VOTE.

Young @Bucks earning that playing time.

Tom Brady broadcasting reminds me a lot of just having Artificial Intelligence call a game. Both have all this knowledge at their disposal so you’d expect greatness, but there’s nothing relatable or comfortable about how they relay that information.

Unforgivable decision from Love. Just dumb based on the kind of game, knowing the Lions get the ball to start the half, etc. Lions have just felt like the better team the entire first half, even when the score was tighter.

Sometimes the timeline matches too perfectly. @lafix @SassySledgehmmr

I really wish he called them shitheads instead.

A haunted house but the scare actors are just the sales people you connect with on LinkedIn who private message you their pitch 12 seconds following your connection approval.

Dress for the job you want, not the job you have...

🎶they don’t make em like that anymore 🎶