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Joined June 2026
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Avoid poor people
VeryDarkMan’s elder brother, Macavelli, shows off a newly acquired four-bedroom apartment for artistes signed to his record label, Velli Music Worldwide. He also unveils the label’s new logo, which bears a striking resemblance to Davido’s DMW logo. 👀
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I like as you post the video on mute, elite media knowledge 🤏🏽
Kokopee flaunts bundles of money 💰
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The law of motion
Physics students. Please don’t air me. What is one law you believe every science student should know?
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Una don successfully carry this brother go back to he 2019 self😂😂
Peruzzi and shoday please I get one line I wan change for this 9-5 !!😩
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Agu🐆 retweeted
Just got home sorry have not been active how we Dey do the giveaway 10 billion each report for others to see #lagoslife #vater and also follow
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It wasn’t a “light skinned niggas” activity 🥱 It was my parish’s harvest and bazaar. My own na to complain, but I must be present
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Slow motion is better thank no motion‼️
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Our Chickens has started laying eggs... Over 23 crates worth of eggs this week alone.
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All I have to say is— invest in Nike shoes when you guide
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“People outgrow their friends.” Lol. Nobody ever outgrows rich friends, even when those friends misbehave. Na poor friends una dey outgrow. The hypocrisy is unbelievable. Useless people💀
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A lot of you are stuck in that Lagos cause you’re in close proximity to the glitz and glamour hoping it’d be you one day- which may never happen 95% of the time. Not because you experience a better quality of life there🤧
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Slow Motion is better than No Motion‼️ distrokid.com/hyperfollow/da…
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Alusi you never lie for me before 🫵🏽😭😭
whenever you’re sad and lonely, remember you’re also not doing well financially.
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Imagine what Skelewu would have done in this TikTok dance era🤔
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Never trust the loyalty of a poor man
Benefit boys😭😂😂😂
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Agu🐆 retweeted
Les vrais de Twitter, on s’en fout d’avoir 0 like, c’est pas un réseau social, c’est notre journal perso
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I genuinely no just dey aware of my environment, I just carry DSTV remote now dey look for “MTV base”🤌🏽
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But why do I have to sneeze and feel uneasy whenever I use mosquito repellent ?😭😭
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Oh gawdd, I’m never deleting this video 😭
What’s the one video in your gallery that survives every storage cleanup, phone upgrade, and “I need space” crisis?
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Sadly y’all niggas are slacking too much these days Cause why are you crying on your wedding day?
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