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Ask us to give your patio a spruce-up in the afternoon - we can clean your carpets (SteamCleanCarpetService.co.u…) in the morning and your patio later in the day - all this from the same vehicle youtu.be/4g4jrKWsrC0

Never rub bottoms with a porcupine!

How do you lose weight on a WW diet? Doh! Portion control dummy! This is the entire contents of a WW bag of crisps. Sad but true! @WeightWatchers_ – at Lymington, England

GRU on their way to a fancy dress party youtu.be/O0UzJrVXjTc via @YouTube

This month I have been really very busy (doing nothing) round about here! #cayman #Holidays

Today's BBC Weather forecast for George Town: Sunny. Max 90°F, min 75°F. bbc.co.uk/weather/3580661 – at Cayman Islands

Amazing work by #caymanislands turtle people to protect the green turtle and also offer interpretation for casual onlookers #westbay #cayman the little turtlettes(!) all emerge together at night

Don' t go to captive Dolphin shows - this dolphin is still 'performing' but being treated with some sort of nebulizer for a respiratory problem? #peta #cayman Time this cruel exploitation of these wondrous creatures was ended – at Cayman Islands

Seems a bit of an imposition! I shall buy my alcohol elsewhere I think and then I will at least be able to consume it. Are we just talking about liquor chocolates here or what exactly? #WHSmith @WHS

Donald Trump "is obsessed with sharks. Terrified of sharks," Daniels said. "He was like, 'I donate to all these charities and I would never donate to any charity that helps sharks. I hope all the sharks die.' " God help us, leader of free world spouts this mis-informed garbage...