I tweet to inspire. Inspire "normal" thoughts to turn naughty. Everyone deserves naughty thoughts. It's a place to escape and think of pleasurable experiences you've had or want to have. A place where all your fantasies can come true. Come with me.

You ever fart and it smells so bad you go “DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!” Then you breathe in deeply because of the long exclamation and die cuz the smell is still there? Nope? Me either!

#ScareARomanticComedy Bridget Jone’s Diarrhea 😱

#IPreferMyMagicDarkLike Your Mom’s butthole. *Not too dark butt inviting. 🤭

#SlippingInto The pool I decided it needed more… bubbles.

#SlippingInto Your Mom like…

#WhatIFearMost Your Mom will stop texting me for that late night booty call. 😱

#MySummerAtCampCrystalLake All the girls were screaming and trippin’ Not sure what happened to those girls, I never saw them again.🤔

#IncludeBargainCrimeConfident I am confident that all was forgiven for the crime I did to Your Mom’s nether region that I did for the bargain price of free. She asked me, begged me, to do it and thanked me after.

As someone who has never clicked on an online ad, I’m confused by all the money spent to show those ads. There are ads from 1 company being played/paid by other company’s accounts on here. I get it, people are impulsive/gullible but I’m not one of them.